I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it glows. i had to have it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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