Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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