Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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