Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
It's Friday. Sex?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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