just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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