is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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