The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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