Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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