The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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