The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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