What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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