you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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