someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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