She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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