Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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