I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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