He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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