kristin has been a bad kristin
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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