You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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