how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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