I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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