carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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