we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
