he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
smell my finger.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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