Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
COCAINE IS GR8
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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