im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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