He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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