My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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