Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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