do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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