weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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