why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I need you to use more vowels.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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