Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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