you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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