Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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