Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
third nipple confirmed
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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