i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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