This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He literally asked permission to hit on me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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