North Korea, Best Korea!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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