god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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