if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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