when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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