its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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