their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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