She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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