How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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