People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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