I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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