Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I have tasted many bathrooms
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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