I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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