Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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