Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it glows. i had to have it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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