It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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