I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
it's great music for shaving your balls
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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