and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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