You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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